Update #83, 1/4/2017 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
Welcome to Msties Domain, the website of Toolmaster Jeff Zehnder.
This site is all about Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K), a television show that features three characters wise-cracking on low-budget films.
The site contains bot building guides, reflections on multiple MST Conventions and gatherings (including Gateway and a Cinematic Titanic live show), and 3D renderings of the bots and the SOL.
You'll also find a written MST fan-fic, how to create your own shadowrama, and more.
If you came here expecting a Quantum Leap page, please hit the back button now.
For the rest of us, get yourself a cup of Swiss Miss and enjoy.
The News (Brought To You By Jack Perkins.):
Welcome back, I'm Jack Perkins.
Over the past twelve months, Msties have been dreaming sweet dreams.
After an exciting Kickstarter campaign led by one Joel Hodgson, Mystery Science Theater was geared up for a comeback.
Then came the even more wonderous announcement that the show would be carried on Netflix.
Now all they need is to pick up old episodes of Biography.
I'm sure the show's absence is due to my long running feud with Hollywood powerbroker Jerry Bruckheimer.
In 1984, we had a debate over which Darrin Stephens best played the role, and he's been attempting to thwart my career ever since.
But back to the important matter at hand.
Since the Netflix announcement, we have waited with baited breath for new episodes, like children eagerly awaiting Christmas.
Alas, as every child knows, as the holiday draws nearer, it somehow becomes further away, clocks seeming to slow down with each passing second.
As I sit here clutching my danish and mug, I pine for the sight of a new shadowrama, to hear the voices of the robots, to smell the aroma of hotglue holding the bots together.
It's coming. It's coming.
It can't get here soon enough!
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