"Oh Scifi, Why" 
"Parody of Only God Knows Why" - By Kid Rock
Parody By Jeff Zehnder Jr.
MSTIE#95033
Co-founder, Classic Arrow Productions
"Where the name is made up, and the points don't matter."

I've been sitting here
Trying to find myself
I get behind my puppets
I need to rewind my tapes
Looking to get payback
Hoping for Bonnie's death
They say that every show must end, eventuallllyyy
And I feel like Tom Servo
During the space ship crash
I watch my old reruns
And it helps to forget that crime
I trade to many tapes
It helps to ease the pain
I've made a couple dollar bills
Helping new traders get on the plane
Everybody plays that game
They mist things way out loud
They get kicked out of the shows
Cause they will not close their mouths
I guess that's the price you pay
To be a mistie like I am
Odd strange skits, and all night bits
Still I can't find Josh 
And when the sets came tumbling down, down
My tapes will always be rewound
Everyone, mmmmhhmmm
And yea
Hey
And when the sets came tumbling down, down
My tapes will always be rewound
People don't know, all the things they've said and done
They don't understand
About the movies that they've been through
Its been so long
Since they've been gone
They've been gone, they've been gone for way to long
Maybe they've been forgotten, by many network execs
Oh, somehow I know there's a way to get them back and mist
I've said it too many times
And I still stand firm
You got to watch the show, and then your all gonna learn
Still it needs more time
Yea it needs more time
I've been hoping I just ain't been getting back
I've been writing all the time
So I guess i'll keep on writing
Writing letters all the time
I'll keep on writing
Oh Scifi, why oh why
Oh Scifi
Oh Scifi
Oh Scifi why oh why
Oh Scifi why, why, why
Oh Scifi, why oh why

Take me back in time
Take me to Minneapolis

Jeff Zehnder Jr.
MSTIE#95033
5/7/2000